Sy-ence with Sy #1: "Where does Milk come from"

Welcome to SY-ENCE WITH SY. This is where Sy doesn't teach you science, but SY-ENCE! And you know it's true! Because he's sy! and this happened!

On this episode, we'll talk about MILK. Somebody mentioned at a party once that vegans don't drink milk, because it's a produce of the animal. This lead to where milk comes from- the fact that cows get pregnant so they can lactate them to get the milk.

Well, if you heard that, that's a LIE. LIE. IT'S NOT SCIENCE, IT'S LIE-ENCE.

Here's what actually happens:

"What? No! Cows don't need to be pregnant! They just produce milk!" says Sy.

"Really?" says the public

"Yes! Ask laura! She's a scientist!"

We don't ask ask laura, but THERE WE GO. Cows just MAKE milk. Without ANY help from ANYONE. They just PISS MILK.

That means this article is a LIE. As is this one. Hell, even WIKIPEDIA IS WRONG! WRONGIPEDIA

DRINK MILK. SY COMMANDS IT.

Sy can totally drive, like

When he gets this job at a phone company, he's totally getting a COMPANY CAR like to drive around and go beep beep at pedestrians and pick up chicks yeah

WHEEE

Sy totally has his own business

It's not just sending designs over to cafepress.com and then trying to sell the t-shirts. No. It's a fully fledged business.

Check out this super TSHIRT design!