Wednesday 9 July 2008

Sy-ence with Sy #1: "Where does Milk come from"

Welcome to SY-ENCE WITH SY. This is where Sy doesn't teach you science, but SY-ENCE! And you know it's true! Because he's sy! and this happened!

On this episode, we'll talk about MILK. Somebody mentioned at a party once that vegans don't drink milk, because it's a produce of the animal. This lead to where milk comes from- the fact that cows get pregnant so they can lactate them to get the milk.

Well, if you heard that, that's a LIE. LIE. IT'S NOT SCIENCE, IT'S LIE-ENCE.

Here's what actually happens:

"What? No! Cows don't need to be pregnant! They just produce milk!" says Sy.

"Really?" says the public

"Yes! Ask laura! She's a scientist!"

We don't ask ask laura, but THERE WE GO. Cows just MAKE milk. Without ANY help from ANYONE. They just PISS MILK.

That means this article is a LIE. As is this one. Hell, even WIKIPEDIA IS WRONG! WRONGIPEDIA

DRINK MILK. SY COMMANDS IT.